Stretch Marks

It's been two days in a row now with Mikayla asking me what those funny marks on me are. So, finally, as best as I could, I explained to her how you get stretch marks. In her drama queen way, she ran out of the room, arms flailing, shouting, "I don't want to grow up and look funny. I don't ever want to grow up." I'm thinking that maybe I should purchase a skimpy bikini and go on a road show to middle schools/high schools to show the after affects pregnancy has on a body. Maybe they'll run out of the room screaming too.